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Solana × GoalDaddy with Garl and GoalDaddy

SOLANA × GOALDADDY

BIG
DREAMS.
BIGGER JUGS.

Garl’s giant, juicy $JUGS have entered the chat.

A childhood card-shop dream. A room full of ultra degenerates. Meet $JUGS—GoalDaddy’s meme coin on Solana.

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CARDS. COMMUNITY. CHAOS. · BUILT ON SOLANA
OFFICIAL $JUGS CONTRACT · SOLANABUY $JUGS ON PUMP.FUN ↗

Open the official token page, connect your Solana wallet, and review the token address, amount and fees before confirming in your wallet. If Phantom name search does not show GoalDaddy, use this direct link.

01 / CASH BUYBACKS + PLANNED TOKEN BONUSES

CASH FOR YOUR CARDS.
$JUGS ON TOP.

Hit cards. Take a cash buyback. Get an extra $JUGS reward when your offer includes one. Cash buybacks are available through the portal; the optional $JUGS rewards phase is in development.

01 / HIT CARDS

HIT
CARDS.

Break with GoalDaddy. Your eligible hits appear in your player portal with available cash buyback offers.

02 / INSTANT BUYBACK

GET YOUR
CASH.

Keep your cards or accept an available buyback offer. Your cash payout goes through the existing PayPal process.

03 / SELECTED BUYBACKS

GET $JUGS
REWARDS.

On selected buybacks, we plan to add a $JUGS bonus to your Solana wallet. Not every buyback includes tokens. We choose the offers and bonus amounts.

FUNDED BY US.
SHARED WITH THE CREW.

We plan to fund bonus purchases from GoalDaddy's own budget and/or creator fees when available. GoalDaddy chooses the bonus amount, buys $JUGS on the open market, and sends the tokens to the customer's supported Solana wallet.

Your cash offer and any token bonus will be shown separately. No fixed portion of fees, purchase schedule, or bonus amount is promised. Tokens can change in value after purchase and delivery.

OPEN THE BUYBACK PORTAL ↗

THE CARDS ARE WHAT WE BUY BACK.

The program is about buying your eligible sports cards. It is not a promise to repurchase your $JUGS, support its price, or let you redeem tokens for cash. Bonuses would be optional, subject to the individual offer, and variable in value.

02 / THE ORIGIN STORY

IT STARTED
WITH A BOOK.

At 10 years old, GoalDaddy's founder wrote A Day at the Card Store! A handmade book. A little drawing of a card counter. A big idea: “I’m going to sell my cards to other people.” Today, that childhood dream is real.

GoalDaddy is where that love of cards grew into live breaks, big reactions, and a room full of people who get it. Garl runs the show. The packs keep opening. The jokes keep getting worse.

We call ourselves ultra degenerates. Our customers fit right in. Somewhere between the hits and Garl's JUGS repacks, the next chapter practically named itself.

The childhood book A Day at the Card Store, with its handwritten cover
The original childhood book. Photo cleaned up for presentation.
Childhood drawings of card booths with the line I’m going to sell my cards to other people
Pages from the original book. Photo cleaned up for presentation.

THE DREAM
GOT BIGGER.
THE ROOM
GOT LOUDER.

GoalDaddy is growing, and the crew keeps bringing more chaos. What started with a kid who loved cards is now a business built around the show, the people, and that next monster hit.

$JUGS is the next chapter. Same faces. Same humor. A new way to carry the joke beyond the break room.

03 / WHY $JUGS?

YOU GET THE JOKE.
YOU KNOW THE ROOM.

THE PEOPLE

FACES YOU
CAN RECOGNIZE.

GoalDaddy and Garl are the personalities behind the breaks and the meme. Come meet us on the show.

THE CULTURE

YOUR KIND
OF CHAOS.

Share a meme. Show off a hit. Give us a hard time. You don't have to know a single card comp to get in on the conversation.

THE NEXT CHAPTER

A BONUS
TO THE BREAK.

We're planning optional $JUGS bonuses on selected card buybacks—a way to bring the token into the GoalDaddy experience.

Garl and GoalDaddy: JUGS, eyes on the packsYou can enjoy the show and join the conversation without buying a token. $JUGS is a speculative meme token, not a ticket to guaranteed rewards or profits.

GOOD QUESTIONS.
STRAIGHT ANSWERS.

Where do I find the official token?

Use the BUY $JUGS ON PUMP.FUN button and copy-contract control above. Both point to the official GoalDaddy token on Solana. A matching name or ticker alone does not verify a token.

Do I need crypto to use card buybacks?

No. Cash card buybacks use the existing portal and PayPal payout process. The planned token bonus would be optional and separate.

Will every buyback include tokens?

No. We plan to offer bonuses only on selected buybacks, with the amount and eligibility specified for that offer. There is no recurring or guaranteed reward.

What does holding $JUGS give me?

Ownership of the tokens in your wallet. It does not give you equity in GoalDaddy, a share of business revenue, guaranteed card discounts, or a right to future bonuses. You can join the GoalDaddy community without owning tokens.

Which wallet would I need for a bonus?

The $JUGS project is on Solana. A bonus would require a compatible Solana wallet, such as Phantom. Wallet collection and bonus distribution are still being developed. Never share your seed phrase or private key.

What about founder holdings and creator fees?

Founder purchase amounts and any lock arrangements are still being finalized. Creator fees, when available, may help fund customer token bonuses alongside our own budget. No founder lock, fixed fee allocation, or scheduled token purchases are promised.

Can the token lose value?

Yes—including all of its value. Token prices can change sharply, and liquidity may be limited. A card business, a community, or future bonus purchases do not guarantee token demand or returns.

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